So, here I am, minding my own business, and all of a sudden, this thing grabs me by the short hairs and says, “BUY ME GOD DAMN IT!” So I did. It was even half off! Once you see the pictures you will understand it’s brilliance. See look!
Also, please take time to notice that the front of this thing says the word “Portable.” It also appears that the machine is made almost entirely of steel, which it is. STEEL + MORE STEEL = FREAKING HEAVY. This is in the same way “Portable” as the original laptops. You don’t really want to port ’em around much.
The best part is, IT WORKS! At first I couldn’t figure out how to make it add, but I’ve got that down now. So the next question is how to make it subtract, as I’m fairly sure it has that functionality. Anyway, thought I’d share my find.
Just look at its Majesty!