Exploding Copper

WARNING: THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC COPPER CARNAGE THAT MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR ALL READERS. ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO FEEL EMPATHY FOR METALS.

So, the other day I’m happily laying in bed, and all of a sudden I hear my computer shut down. I think to myself, “That’s odd. Maybe it’s Vista doing some dumb thing again.” So I get up and push the power button again. The system starts up for about half a second and then all of a sudden I hear BZZHZBSHSBZZZBZHSZHZSH(CRACKLE)(CRACKLE) and see a large electrical arc glowy light under the desk.

I rush over to the tower and yank the cord out of the PSU and then carefully go around and unplug the cord from the wall outlet and to my surprise there is a charred black hole in the middle of the power cable!

The cable has obviously been discontinued from service, and my computer has survived unscathed. I think that the cable had been pulled on too hard and was damaged that way. So you with your non-pulled-on power cables should be fine.

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Google Chrome

Well, as I’m sure you know, Google Chrome has been out for a few days now, and I’ve been using it almost exclusively to give her a good thorough test. My initial reaction: pleased.

Google has once again lived up to their precedence and have offered another nigh perfect BETA product. I mean, look at GMail. That’s still in BETA and look at that piece of internet magnificence.

Chrome is fast, stable, and very very intriguing. I’m particularly excited about how each tab gets it’s own unique process as well as each javascript. This is interesting as it provides a whole new level of application reliability. It allows for a single application tab to crash while not compromising the stability of the overall application.

That way if your local IT guy writes a really really crappy web app, it won’t also crash your purchasing orders in the other tabs.

The downside to each aspect getting a unique process is a larger initial overhead (some unsubstantiated reports saying that it can use more ram than vista itself). Though, if Chrome does happen to have even a huge memory leak as soon as you close a tab, that process closes, and all the associated memory is reclaimed. Thus reducing impact. Unlike in FireFox where the single running process can end up accumulating massive amounts of ram, no matter what you do with the tabs.

All in all, I highly recommend trying it out if you run a windows system. Unfortunately there is not an OSX or a Linux version yet, but Google claims that those are in the process.

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Purse Snatchin’ Bandito

I am a “Purse Snatchin’ Bandito” or, at least thats what the officer thought I might be…

It was a beautiful August afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I was walking to my truck carrying the girly’s purse. My reasoning was simple. She asked me to.

We were at Snoqualmie Falls and were about to take a small hike down to the bottom of the falls to enjoy the river and the sun. She had been wearing her flip-flops, was carrying her purse, and preferred to wear real shoes, and not have to carry aforementioned purse. She kindly asked me to exchange the purse and the flip-flops with the shoes she left in my truck. So I did.

The walk back to the parking lot was relatively uneventful until I was about 15 feet from my truck when a policeman stopped me, and asked me why I was carrying said purse.

I told him my story, but “because we have a lot of thefts in this area” he decided to be extra sure and check my id, and check her id from said purse to confirm my story. After calling in my id, and talking with me for a minute, “because I know some guys like to carry a purse, but I just wanted to be sure.” He let me go about my buisness.

I placed the purse in my truck, got her shoes, and went back with a marvelous story to be laughed at over for the rest of the afternoon.

The moral of the story. Please Kids, don’t be a “Purse Snatchin’ Bandito.”

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Holy Hell…

All I can say is wow. WOW! That’s big.

Google’s Search Index Reaches One Trillion Links!

“…even our search engineers stopped in awe about just how big the web is these days…”

“Even after removing those exact duplicates, we saw a trillion unique URLs, and the number of individual web pages out there is growing by several billion pages per day.”

“Today, Google downloads the web continuously, collecting updated page information and re-processing the entire web-link graph several times per day.”

“…multiple times every day, we do the computational equivalent of fully exploring every intersection of every road in the United States. Except it’d be a map about 50,000 times as big as the U.S., with 50,000 times as many roads and intersections.”

“…quickly sort petabytes of data, just to prepare to answer the most important question: your next Google search.”

All I have to say is good job boys. Keep it up. Hold true to your mission.

“…our goal always has been to index all the world’s data.”

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PXE

You know where a technology that could be cool has just gone totally wrong? PXE boot services. That technology has so much potential for being a infinitely useful service, but has been poorly implemented, widely varied, and has little to no documentation. In essence, completely useless and utterly frustrating.

As mentioned before, the potentials for this technology are mind blowing, and especially pertinent in a field like I’m in where we need to be able to get working systems going quickly in a employee work environment. I can’t spend half a day or more, getting the intricacies of your given standard corporate system set up, let alone customizing it for the user. That’s why we have system imaging.

That leaves us with a problem though. Either A. you have to have a server that all of the images are stored on, and have some way to boot the system into a state in which you can access the server, but also image the drive. or B. you can use a large external hard drive to store the images and still have the problem of getting the system to an imaging running state.

This is where PXE comes in. Instead of carrying around a large hard drive with all the images on it, and keeping some boot CD that gets the system to a imagable state, why not boot the system to a small kernel on the server, that also houses the images, so that you don’t have to worry about losing the CD, or the external hard drive, or any of that fuss. Just plug the system into a network connection, and turn it on.

But then again, that would be an ideal case, where booting from the network actually WORKS.

The reality is altogether much different. Unfortunately, PXE is extremely poorly documented, and rarely used. Despite the obvious advantages of easily being able to create running systems very quickly, and painlessly over the network, PXE hasn’t ever been a huge priority on any computer manufacturer’s list. Searching the web for setting up a pxe server turns up few results that are actually HELPFUL, and those that are, are generally specifically tuned to the deployment of linux systems where the creators of those operating systems saw the light, like I have, and made their systems easy to use with it. Unfortunately despite it’s simplicity, DOS doesn’t seem to be…

I hope soon to be able to provide a quick walk through for creating a PXE boot server giving the clients a simple DOS image, but for now, success eludes me. I have however been able to achieve success with some linux systems, and I plan on including some information there. I suppose we’ll have to wait and see though…

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