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The best part is, IT WORKS! At first I couldn’t figure out how to make it add, but I’ve got that down now. So the next question is how to make it subtract, as I’m fairly sure it has that functionality. Anyway, thought I’d share my find.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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