{"id":567,"date":"2008-11-03T13:58:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-03T21:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=567"},"modified":"2011-12-30T09:19:27","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T17:19:27","slug":"slack-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"Slack Line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I decided to get out my climbing gear and set up a slack line between two trees in the Quad here at UW so that one of my buddies and I could see how hard it was.<\/p>\n<p>It was very VERY hard.<\/p>\n<p>Over the course of probably about an hour and a half, I managed to be able to balance on it for a a total of four seconds at a time. I was pretty happy with that.<\/p>\n<p>My buddy only managed a max of about half a second of contiguous balancing. That was, of course, after he decided to do something stupid. After I told him not to, and that it was ludicrously stupid, he decided to try and to a handstand on the slack line. The even sillier thing? He can&#8217;t do a handstand on solid ground. So he goes for it, does about half a cartwheel, and then buckles and falls on his side, on his arm, which knocks the wind out of him, and I can&#8217;t help but laugh.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the horrible thing about those situations, you make sure they&#8217;re mostly ok, and then you laugh your head off at them. Gasping for air, between rolls of laughter, I attempted a few times to get out an &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221; or an &#8220;Are you O.K.?&#8221; It barely worked.<\/p>\n<p>By any means, he survived, and decided afterward that it was a really stupid idea, and he would definitely not attempt that again.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, the fun of a slack line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I decided to get out my climbing gear and set up a slack line between two trees in the Quad here at UW so that one of my buddies and I could see how hard it was. It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=567\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":568,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}