{"id":486,"date":"2008-08-07T14:34:46","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T22:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=486"},"modified":"2011-12-21T09:23:05","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T17:23:05","slug":"purse-snatchin-bandito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Purse Snatchin&#8217; Bandito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a &#8220;Purse Snatchin&#8217; Bandito&#8221; or, at least thats what the officer thought I might be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It was a beautiful August afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I was walking to my truck carrying the girly&#8217;s purse. My reasoning was simple. She asked me to.<\/p>\n<p>We were at Snoqualmie Falls and were about to take a small hike down to the bottom of the falls to enjoy the river and the sun. She had been wearing her flip-flops, was carrying her purse, and preferred to wear real shoes, and not have to carry aforementioned purse. She kindly asked me to exchange the purse and the flip-flops with the shoes she left in my truck. So I did.<\/p>\n<p>The walk back to the parking lot was relatively uneventful until I was about 15 feet from my truck when a policeman stopped me, and asked me why I was carrying said purse.<\/p>\n<p>I told him my story, but &#8220;because we have a lot of thefts in this area&#8221; he decided to be extra sure and check my id, and check her id from said purse to confirm my story. After calling in my id, and talking with me for a minute, &#8220;because I know some guys like to carry a purse, but I just wanted to be sure.&#8221; He let me go about my buisness.<\/p>\n<p>I placed the purse in my truck, got her shoes, and went back with a marvelous story to be laughed at over for the rest of the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story. Please Kids, don&#8217;t be a &#8220;Purse Snatchin&#8217; Bandito.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a &#8220;Purse Snatchin&#8217; Bandito&#8221; or, at least thats what the officer thought I might be&#8230; It was a beautiful August afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I was walking to my truck carrying the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/?p=486\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalnigel.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}